Azure Flame

“It’s about time he gave me some BI to make up for yesterday!”

“Sorry, I’ve already booked Oreld for today.” Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 9 part II…

When Oreld decides to have BI with a new woman, he is surprised to find that she doesn’t seem turned on by his Pleasure. Can he show her the marvels of BI, or is she too hung up on STRAIGHT with her absent boyfriend?

Oreld contemplates his lover of the previous night. Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 9 part I…

Zhou Yu assembles the other Wu generals.

Zhou Yu: Thanks to my lax security, er, I mean my incompetent underlings, our enemy was able to have Arrow with our lord Sun Quan. This must never happen again.

Meanwhile, Ling Tong tries to have FISH, but is unsuccessful.

Lu Xun: Are your hands all right, Ling Tong? Don’t tire them out having FISH when I need you to pleasure me later.

Ling Tong: Hah! Even if I Pleasured the entire enemy forces, I would still have the energy for you. Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 4…

After randomly stopping off at yet another outpost of generics, Nadie and Ellis encounter Rita, a young girl who can’t seem to decide between HARD YURI and STRAIGHT. Can they help Rita make the right choice?

Once again, Nadie is hiring out Ellis for BI with one shot generics. Continue reading El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 5…

A new season has begun, and that means new partnerships are in the offing. Whilst Kurou makes it clear that he has eye on Kurou, Seiran and Shuuei find themselves invited to a rough group HARD GAY session. Will they withstand such an intense encounter?

The new season begins with Shuurei’s greatest trial- drinking Shouka’s tea. Continue reading Saiunkoku Monogatari II 1…

“I’ve never even heard of this HARD YURI- what is it?”

Soushi suggests a bold new form of HARD GAY. Continue reading Fafner in the Azure Flame Part 4 [end]…

Damn those HARD GAY bounty hunters- when will they accept that they are too ugly and clichéd to have screen time and just wander off into the land of one-shot failures? In the meantime, so incensed are they with HARD YURI’s prominence in this series that they’ll stop at nothing to destroy Ellis and Nadie and replace them as main characters.

Our leads try to put some variety in their love lives by inviting nuns to their HARD YURI sessions. The nuns have no real reason to help them other than the fact that Nadie and Ellis are main characters. Continue reading El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 4…

Lia confronts Louis.

Louis: Yes, I was the one who killed Lia, Marie and, er, what’s-her-name through intense STRAIGHT. That is why HARD GAY has abandoned me and left me to rot.

Meanwhile, Robin has a cross melted down and turned into bullets.

(Robin: These holy bullets will surely produce a heavenly BI experience.)

Robespierre: Killing the king will not put an end to HARD GAY- if we do not show the people that BI is a viable replacement, they will only long for more of the same. Continue reading Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 24 [end]…

Louis advances on Anna, Sword in hand.

(Anna: I feel like I should run away, but I just can’t be bothered. What’s the point of living in a world where d’Eon doesn’t even know who I am, and my only offers of STRAIGHT come from old men and little boys?)

Louis gives Anna fatal Sword; a short while later, Broglie arrives.

Louis: For a moment there, my STRAIGHT impulses overcame me, but now that I am back to myself again, I can see that STRAIGHT is quite distasteful.

Broglie: From now on, leave all matters of STRAIGHT to me. Continue reading Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 23…

The year is 1742, and the body of Lia de Beaumont has just been found in a coffin floating down the Seine- and for her brother d’Eon, it signals the start of a journey. Possessed by Lia’s restless soul, he finds himself driven to find the cause of her death, and in so doing, he and his comrades find themselves travelling across Europe and uncovering conspiracies and agendas that permeate even the highest of authorities. Can d’Eon survive long enough to uncover the truth, or will he fall victim to mysterious powers possessed by the many forces seeking to advance their own agendas?

Continue reading Final Thoughts: Le Chevalier d’Eon…