Azure Flame

Zhou Yu assembles the other Wu generals.

Zhou Yu: Thanks to my lax security, er, I mean my incompetent underlings, our enemy was able to have Arrow with our lord Sun Quan. This must never happen again.

Meanwhile, Ling Tong tries to have FISH, but is unsuccessful.

Lu Xun: Are your hands all right, Ling Tong? Don’t tire them out having FISH when I need you to pleasure me later.

Ling Tong: Hah! Even if I Pleasured the entire enemy forces, I would still have the energy for you. Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 4…

After randomly stopping off at yet another outpost of generics, Nadie and Ellis encounter Rita, a young girl who can’t seem to decide between HARD YURI and STRAIGHT. Can they help Rita make the right choice?

Once again, Nadie is hiring out Ellis for BI with one shot generics. Continue reading El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 5…

“I’ve never even heard of this HARD YURI- what is it?”

Soushi suggests a bold new form of HARD GAY. Continue reading Fafner in the Azure Flame Part 4 [end]…

Damn those HARD GAY bounty hunters- when will they accept that they are too ugly and clichéd to have screen time and just wander off into the land of one-shot failures? In the meantime, so incensed are they with HARD YURI’s prominence in this series that they’ll stop at nothing to destroy Ellis and Nadie and replace them as main characters.

Our leads try to put some variety in their love lives by inviting nuns to their HARD YURI sessions. The nuns have no real reason to help them other than the fact that Nadie and Ellis are main characters. Continue reading El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 4…

“Now stop trying to steal other women’s girlfriends!”

(“I was wrong to try to build a relationship with another woman- Sachiko is all I need.”) Continue reading Maria-sama ga Miteru OVA 3: The evils of men part II…

“…Pleasure is dangerous.”

“If I don’t find it, I can’t have HARD GAY!” Continue reading Fafner in the Azure Flame Part 3…

There aren’t many series that can offer you stalkers, cross-dressing, PANDA, bondage and mass STRAIGHT all in one episode- but maybe that’s what fifty minute episodes are for.

Meet Kanako, Yumi’s newest admirer. Continue reading Maria-sama ga Miteru OVA 3: The evils of men part I…

Lu Xun’s Destined power runs out, and he crashes to the platform below, having violent WOOD in the process. He is taken away to rest with the other injured men in the aftermath of the battle.

Generic: We must find out just who could make arrows magically appear in the air like this!

Ling Tong sits by Lu Xun.

Ling Tong: Aniki, you can’t die yet! We haven’t properly consummated our relationship yet. Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 3…

All Nadie wants is the time to enjoy HARD YURI with Ellis, but with so many different people after them, can that ever happen? From cross dressing BI bounty hunters and detectives with lolis to a young man with a taste for stalking, it seems as Nadie and Ellis will never get the quiet girl-to-girl time they need.

“Maybe it was in the OP…” Continue reading El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 3…

Sun Quan cries over Sun Ce’s body.

Sun Quan: Brother! We will never have HARD GAY again.

Zhou Yu approaches.

Zhou Yu: Cheer up, Sun Quan; there are many more partners in the world- such as myself.

Sun Quan: Would you really do such a thing for me?

Zhou Yu: Of course, for you are our leader now.

Sun Quan: Leader? I can’t even decide what gender I should be, so how I can make decisions for all of Wu? Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 2…