Azure Flame

Zhou Yu assembles the other Wu generals.

Zhou Yu: Thanks to my lax security, er, I mean my incompetent underlings, our enemy was able to have Arrow with our lord Sun Quan. This must never happen again.

Meanwhile, Ling Tong tries to have FISH, but is unsuccessful.

Lu Xun: Are your hands all right, Ling Tong? Don’t tire them out having FISH when I need you to pleasure me later.

Ling Tong: Hah! Even if I Pleasured the entire enemy forces, I would still have the energy for you. Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 4…

Lu Xun’s Destined power runs out, and he crashes to the platform below, having violent WOOD in the process. He is taken away to rest with the other injured men in the aftermath of the battle.

Generic: We must find out just who could make arrows magically appear in the air like this!

Ling Tong sits by Lu Xun.

Ling Tong: Aniki, you can’t die yet! We haven’t properly consummated our relationship yet. Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 3…

Sun Quan cries over Sun Ce’s body.

Sun Quan: Brother! We will never have HARD GAY again.

Zhou Yu approaches.

Zhou Yu: Cheer up, Sun Quan; there are many more partners in the world- such as myself.

Sun Quan: Would you really do such a thing for me?

Zhou Yu: Of course, for you are our leader now.

Sun Quan: Leader? I can’t even decide what gender I should be, so how I can make decisions for all of Wu? Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 2…

After an OP that emphasises the HARD GAY longing between Zhuge Liang and Lu Xun, the episode proper begins. A town is being burned down, and generic soldiers menace generic townspeople.

Soldiers: Burn, burn, kill and burn everything in sight for no good reason! Every epic story starts with the burning of a village!

Lu Xun arrives, half-intoxicated with the way his hair is flowing around his face. He rescues a small boy from the soldiers, who surround him.

Continue reading Koutetsu Sangokushi parody episode 1…