Azure Flame

“It’s about time he gave me some BI to make up for yesterday!”

“Sorry, I’ve already booked Oreld for today.” Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 9 part II…

When Oreld decides to have BI with a new woman, he is surprised to find that she doesn’t seem turned on by his Pleasure. Can he show her the marvels of BI, or is she too hung up on STRAIGHT with her absent boyfriend?

Oreld contemplates his lover of the previous night. Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 9 part I…

“How pathetic- I thought you’d be able to control yourself!”

“If you get too intense, you might kill the lieutenant!” Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 8 part II…

He is put off by the idea of his Zhuge Liang going into that mouth.

“I’m ready for you, Randel!” Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 7 part II…

Whilst Alice is forced to stay home and endure the twin evils of HARD YURI and STRAIGHT with her sisters and fiancé respectively, the rest of Section III is sent out to investigate an anonymous tip about a new form of HARD GAY. Will it be able to teach them secrets they don’t know, or is it just another case of someone trying to pass of a Dagger as a Sword?

(“I have read about this new form of HARD GAY, and it sounds interesting.”) Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 7 part I…

“Excuse me, do you know anything about BI?”

“I don’t think we’re going to get any BI here- these people are completely inexperienced.” Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part II…

When Randel finds an abandoned baby, everyone wonders if it is his HARD GAY lovechild, but when Alice and the others decide to search for the mother, they get distracted by a desire to try some BI with the local townspeople. Will the baby ever be reunited with its real parents, and more importantly, will Alice find a willing partner?

What better way to start the episode than with a gratuitous cat shot? Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part I…

“We, er, thought a bit of HARD GAY might help him recuperate.” Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 5 part II…

Randel is stuck in the hospital without any hope of HARD GAY- at least until he gets a new partner in the next bed. Meanwhile, Oreld and Machs plot to have some threesome action just as soon as they can get their hands on Randel’s Zhuge Liang again.

Randel is caught sneaking out of the hospital for some back street HARD GAY. Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 5 part I…

Tank has always been the most difficult form of HARD GAY to attempt, but Section III has been tasked with the mission of uncovering its secrets. But will even Randel ‘Tank Master’ Oland and his unique HARD GAY techniques be enough to ensure that the unit can learn all about the workings of Tank?

The lab chief is caught reading adult magazines. Continue reading Pumpkin Scissors parody 4…